****Let's have a little fun today! Feel free to answer all or some of these questions in the comments section.***
1. What is your best friend's Mom's name? not including my sister, probably Terri or Lou
2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole? My only mole is in the crease of my leg and hip area…near the lady bits.
3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had? Steve Latimer. Too hot…even to this day, I get nervous.
4. Have you ever made out in a movie theater? Nope I'm too busy screaming or laughing out loud and please, I can have the hubs interrupt movies at home for FREE!
5. What body part do you wash first? My face
6. Do you hover over the toilet in public bathrooms? I don't, toilet seats are typically cleaner than counter tops so who cares unless visibly disgusting
7. What's the strangest talent you have? I cannot think of one at this time. Please ask again later.
8. Do you have an innie or an outtie? Innie all the way.
9. What's your favorite flavored Pringles? BBQ
10. Have you ever been tied up? Do you want to be? I can't recall being tied up, and I don't want to be tied up. I don't see a need for me to be restrained.
11. What was the last thing you ever got grounded for? I got grounded by my husband for smoking in our Jeep. I'm cool but he's way cooler.
12. Do you parallel park or drive around the block? I am AMAZING at parallel parking
13. Have you ever had two dates in one night? I wouldn't necessarily call them dates.
14. How many times have you been cussed out? I think once, via facebook message and recently. What a skank-a-rilla!
15. Which shoe do you put on first? Whichever one I pick up.
17. Have you ever been to a gay bar? Yes, several times.
18. Girls-- just wanna have fun!
19. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common? They are all male. I have a very diverse attraction spectrum!
20. Did you French kiss before you were 16? Yes, I did. You only live once!
21. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting? No, although not 100% sure what a snipe is.
22. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep? Depends on the day's drama.
23. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you? Not sure about me, but to me/us for our wedding.
24. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash? Bed sheets, then I would never have to put them back on!
25. Have you ever found anything in your parents' bedroom that was questionable? Yes but shall remain unmentioned.
26. What was your childhood nickname? Darce-train, Red, a lot to name.
27. When is the last time you played the air guitar? Within the last year I'm sure, it’s the only instrument I play.
28. Have you ever peeked in the opposite sexes locker room? Hells yeah!
29. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving? I am really good at multi-tasking so can do it all. Daily, makeup and driving while intext-icated. I KNOW I'M BAD!
30. Have you ever bitten your toenails? No, not flexible enough.
31. How do you eat your cookie? What kind? Size matters here!
32. When working out at the gym, do you wear a belt? No, my weights aren't that heavy!
33. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others. Hold my arms above my head to have my boobies be where they should be still!
36. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk? Depends on whats being served, but median amount, just seems like a little because I drink so fast.
37. Have you ever sniffed an animal's butt? Um, no.
38. How often do you clean out your ears? Daily, more than once often.
39. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper? Depends if its in a dispenser or not.
40. About how many times a day do you pick a wedgie? Impossible when you fly commando!
41. Do you have any strange phobias? Snakes, don't necessarily enjoy heights, being punched.
42. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? Only the necessities.
43. What is the stupidest thing you've ever done at a bar? Pretty much the second I put my ass hat on, something stupid happens.
44. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted? Nope, I have no regrets about any action, decision, or behavior I've ever done.
45. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name? Not that I recall...
46. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date? If you can catch yourself, then yes.
47. Have you ever played naked Twister? Not with all these loosey goosey parts!
48. Have you ever been drunk at work? Drunk @ work parties, woops!
49. Have you ever found your date's/lover's brother or sister more attractive? Not that I recall.
50. Do you want to bring sexy back? Already did.