If I were a...

If I were a poptart... S'mores would be my flavor.

If I were a song... I'd be singing Journey's "Don't Stop Believin' "

If I were a movie... Julia Roberts would play me.

If I were a tree... I'd be a weeping willow.

If I were a salad... I'd have all the toppings allowable and have a full fat ranch on it!

If I were a chocolate bar... I'd be stuffed full of peanut butter.

If I were a color... I'd be white, it goes well with my skin tone.

If I were a season... I'd be autumn for its warm days and cool, starry nights.

If I were a beverage... I'd be packed full of alcohol.

If I were a journalist... I'd like to cover gritty stories from real life.

If I were a hockey team... I'd never play since I can't skate.

If I were shampoo... I'd de-frizz and make you shine like a star!

If I were lotion... I'd be fruity smelling.

If I were a font... I'd be carefree and funky!

If I were a hymn... I'd be hopefully only hummed, cuz I can't carry a tune!

If I were a cartoon character... I'd be Rainbow Brite, a fellow ginger.

If I were a sweater... I'd be winter white and v neck.

If I were a food... I'd be cheese and lots of it.

If I were a berry... I'd be a blueberry.

If I were a perfume... I'd be something fruity,

If I were a car... I'd be a pearl colored Escalade.

If I were a children’s book... I'd be Alexander and his terrible no good very bad day.

If I were a dessert... I'd be cheesecake.

If I were a sport... I'd be sand volleyball.

If I were an egg... I'd be deviled.

If I were a place... I'd be Riveria Maya, Mexico.

If I were a sandwich... I'd be Havarti and muenster grilled cheese.

If I were ice cream... I'd be vanilla with a little chocolate fudge and chopped peanuts.

If I were a muppet... I'd have someones hand up my ass.

If I were a dress... I'd be a champagne colored halter wedding dress.

If I were a Pez flavor... I'd be the yellow ones.

If I were a Pez dispenser... I'd be a Dorothy from Wizard of Oz.

If I were natural disaster... I'd be an hurricane.

If I were an accent... I'd be Irish!

If I were a potato chip... I'd be baked BBQ southwestern ranch

If I were a fictional detective... I'd be Nancy Drew(since I already am!)

If I were a Starbucks drink... I'd be white chocolate mocha (full fat) or skinny vanilla latte with extra sugar free caramel shot.

If I were a book... I'd be about food.

If I were a building... I'd be open 24 hours.

If I were a lake... I'd be clear and deep with lots of fish and happy campers.

If I were a store... I'd be Sam's Club.

If I were footwear... I'd be high heels, open toe, preferably pink.

If I were a flower... I'd be a a calla Lily.

If I were a holiday... I'd be Thanksgiving, full of food and beer.

If I were a painting... I'd be the one in my living room so I can see what happens when I'm not there.

If I were a TV show... I'd be a reality show and peeps would love it!

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